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Chuck Norris & Glock - TexHill - 04-09-2019
This is not a joke. Glock has just announced that Chuck Norris is their new celebrity spokesman, taking up the mantle previously held by R. Lee Ermy.
https://www.guns.com/news/2019/04/09/chuck-norris-joins-glock-as-spokesman
Now for the jokes: Glock, for when a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is overkill!
Chuck Norris & Glock - NugginFutz - 04-10-2019
Chuck Norris doesn’t pack a Glock. A Glock packs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris & Glock - montana - 04-10-2019
Chuck Norris's tears cures cancer, too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris & Glock - rwh - 04-10-2019
When superman gets ready for bed he puts on Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris & Glock - grayfox - 04-10-2019
Monsters have nightmares because they are afraid Chuck Norris is under their bed.