02-24-2015, 08:00 PM
That is really good. I passed it on to some of my Wisconsin friends.
Although I am getting older now so I get my winter jacket out at 0 degrees, lol.
Although I am getting older now so I get my winter jacket out at 0 degrees, lol.
NugginFutz Wrote:. . . and a good part of this is true
60 above zero:**
Floridians turn on the heat.**
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.**
50 above zero:**
Gulf Coast people shiver uncontrollably.**
People in Milwaukee sunbathe.**
40 above zero:**
Italian & English cars won't start.**
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.**
32 above zero:**
Distilled water freezes.**
The water in Green Bay gets thicker.**
20 above zero:**
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.**
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.**
15 above zero:**
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.**
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.**
Zero:**
People in Miami all die.**
Wisconsinites close the windows.**
10 below zero:**
Californians fly away to Mexico **
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.**
25 below zero:**
Hollywood disintegrates.**
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies..........door to door.**
40 below zero:**
Washington DC runs out of hot air.**
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.**
100 below zero:**
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.**
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.**
460 (-459.67 F below zero):**
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.)**
People in Wisconsin start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"**
500 below zero:**
Hell freezes over.**
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late