06-14-2018, 11:18 PM
A lonely old man decides to get a pet talking centipede...
He takes the centipede home and sets up a cage for him. The next morning, the man goes up to the cage and asks the centipede, "Hey, would you like to go out to breakfast with me?" The centipede doesn't respond. Lunch comes around and the man again goes to the cage and asks, "Would you like to go to lunch with me?" The centipede still doesn't respond and the man walks away sad. Dinner comes around and again, the man goes to the cage and asks, "Hey would you please go to dinner with me?" To which the centipede responds, "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!"
He takes the centipede home and sets up a cage for him. The next morning, the man goes up to the cage and asks the centipede, "Hey, would you like to go out to breakfast with me?" The centipede doesn't respond. Lunch comes around and the man again goes to the cage and asks, "Would you like to go to lunch with me?" The centipede still doesn't respond and the man walks away sad. Dinner comes around and again, the man goes to the cage and asks, "Hey would you please go to dinner with me?" To which the centipede responds, "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!"
I'll be yer Huckleberry.