08-03-2018, 11:12 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-04-2018, 03:24 AM by NugginFutz.)
A C-130 was lumbering along when an F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.
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The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "Watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb! He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
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The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that.
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 flew along for about 5 minutes, straight and level. Just when the F-16 pilot was wondering if comms had gone down, the C-130 pilot came back on and said "What did you think of that?"
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled, "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a piss, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."
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The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "Watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb! He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
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The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that.
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 flew along for about 5 minutes, straight and level. Just when the F-16 pilot was wondering if comms had gone down, the C-130 pilot came back on and said "What did you think of that?"
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled, "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a piss, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?