09-18-2018, 03:01 AM
This little boy and his sister get in trouble for stealing candy, and their mother makes them go to Sunday school.
Sunday rolls around and the little girl is sitting in front of her brother and falls asleep. The teacher sees her sleeping and says to herself "I know that little girl is asleep, so I'm gonna ask her a question and teach her a lesson".
So the clears her throat and says "little girl, who created the heavens and the earth?" The little boy starts to get scared thinking his sister is gonna get in trouble for sleeping in class, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a tack and pokes her with it. Little girl jumps up and yells "GOD ALMIGHTY!!!" So the teacher thinks to herself "well, I guess she was paying attention" and goes back to teaching, and the little girl falls asleep again.
The teacher sees her sleeping again and says to herself "I know that little girl is sleeping, so I'm gonna ask her another question and make her pay attention". So the ask "little girl, who is our Lord and savior?" And the little boy panics again and pokes her with the tack, and she jumps up and yells "JESUS CHRIST!!!" So the teacher admits to herself again that the little girl must be paying attention and goes back to teaching.
It doesn't take long, and the little girl falls asleep again. The teacher looks over and sees her sleeping and says to herself "I know that little girl is sleeping. Maybe she has been to Sunday school before. I'm gonna ask her a trick question to make her pay attention".
So she ask "little girl, what did eve say to adam after they had their 247th child?" And the little boy knows she is sleeping and pokes her with the tack again, and she jumps up and yells "IF YOU STICK THAT FRICKING THING IN ME INE MORE TIME, IM GONNA BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR AR$E!!!
Sunday rolls around and the little girl is sitting in front of her brother and falls asleep. The teacher sees her sleeping and says to herself "I know that little girl is asleep, so I'm gonna ask her a question and teach her a lesson".
So the clears her throat and says "little girl, who created the heavens and the earth?" The little boy starts to get scared thinking his sister is gonna get in trouble for sleeping in class, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a tack and pokes her with it. Little girl jumps up and yells "GOD ALMIGHTY!!!" So the teacher thinks to herself "well, I guess she was paying attention" and goes back to teaching, and the little girl falls asleep again.
The teacher sees her sleeping again and says to herself "I know that little girl is sleeping, so I'm gonna ask her another question and make her pay attention". So the ask "little girl, who is our Lord and savior?" And the little boy panics again and pokes her with the tack, and she jumps up and yells "JESUS CHRIST!!!" So the teacher admits to herself again that the little girl must be paying attention and goes back to teaching.
It doesn't take long, and the little girl falls asleep again. The teacher looks over and sees her sleeping and says to herself "I know that little girl is sleeping. Maybe she has been to Sunday school before. I'm gonna ask her a trick question to make her pay attention".
So she ask "little girl, what did eve say to adam after they had their 247th child?" And the little boy knows she is sleeping and pokes her with the tack again, and she jumps up and yells "IF YOU STICK THAT FRICKING THING IN ME INE MORE TIME, IM GONNA BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR AR$E!!!