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  • TexHill
    Bloodstained
    • Jan 2019
    • 92
    #1

    Chuck Norris & Glock

    This is not a joke. Glock has just announced that Chuck Norris is their new celebrity spokesman, taking up the mantle previously held by R. Lee Ermy.

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    https://www.guns.com/news/2019/04/09/chuck-norris-joins-glock-as-spokesman


    Now for the jokes: Glock, for when a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is overkill!
    When David met Goliath everyone else said, "He's too big to defeat". David said, "He's too big to miss!"
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  • NugginFutz
    Chieftain
    • Aug 2013
    • 2622
    #2
    Chuck Norris doesn’t pack a Glock. A Glock packs Chuck Norris.
    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

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    • montana
      Chieftain
      • Jun 2011
      • 3209
      #3
      Chuck Norris's tears cures cancer, too bad he never cries.

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      • rwh
        Warrior
        • Jun 2014
        • 188
        #4
        When superman gets ready for bed he puts on Chuck Norris pajamas.

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        • grayfox
          Chieftain
          • Jan 2017
          • 4324
          #5
          Monsters have nightmares because they are afraid Chuck Norris is under their bed.
          "Down the floor, out the door, Go Brandon Go!!!!!"

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