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Jasper son, you and kmon are just damn killing me.
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We have a 7-month old Pit-Pyreneese mix that does the same thing.
The sad thing for her is that, at 50+ pounds, she looks like an adult dog, so we often forget she is still a puppy.
Her 3+ year old Pit-Rot
tweiler pack mate was a bit older when he came aboard so the time spent "in the doghouse" for chewing was a bit less.
Word of caution about large puppies and small children -- they love the kids and generally respect them, but they tend to crash into walls, furniture, adults and children when roughhousing with each other. We can, for the most part, remain standing unless they do a jiu-jitso like timing. The 40 lb girl just goes flying - - -shootersnotes.com
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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.Comment
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LMAO!!! Nice one!
Love the one about answering the phone...."It's done. But there's bloood everywhere."
I'm going to use that one next time.If the Democrats had been in power when this country was founded, we'd be the British.Comment
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If my wife ever answers the phone like that she is probably telling the truth so just hang up and call the police.Originally posted by TomSawyerNW View Post
It was nice knowing you'all.
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