Santa Claus is getting his concealed carry permit!

[Stugotz]

Santa flew down from the North Pole to El Paso County, Colorado Sheriff's office to get his CC Permit! No word on where he stashed his sleigh and reindeer.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/12/05/santa-claus-photographed-getting-concealed-carry-permit-in-co/

I wonder if he carries a .45 or a 9mm...

[Rugerfan.64]

He'd better be carrying plenty of extra mags when he gets to Jackson MS.

[grayfox]

He's getting it b/c of needing to travel to Dimm-controlled cities with all the smash-grab, follow you home violence, LOL!!!

'Course if they try to follow him home, a) gets mighty cold up there, and b) they will need some flying reindeer!!

[Old Bob]

Down here the "Homies" would 'jack Santa's sleigh & part it out in a chop shop. The reindeer would never be seen again. What else would you expect from slime balls that would steal all the toys & money from our local Make a Wish Foundation office? Addicts are heartless...

[StoneHendge]

If I was Santa, I'd be mounting an M134 on my sleigh this year.....

[Morvandium]

For years, and year's we've warned children that this creep is watching them while they sleep. We sing about how he's familiar with the intimate details of their lives, such that he judges them if they ever lie. He is suspected in break-ins that follow a clear seasonal pattern, and the violations number in the hundreds of millions over tens of thousands of jurisdictions annually.

Does it really matter if he can hide his gun?

Nigh is the judgement of Santa Clause, for he is coming to town!