Forget buckets of rocks, Pennsylvania has a new solution for school shootings

[PeterD]

Yes, small mini baseball bats are the best solution yet.

https://www.tmj4.com/news/national/pennsylvania-school-district-arms-teachers-with-mini-baseball-bats

[41bear]

Now, if only every Military was as progressive, save ours, as that school district we could eliminate war.? What a joke!

[CVCOBRA1]

Why don't they give every student a set of those Wonder Woman bracelets?
Those deflect bullets don't they?

[StoneHendge]

Soon we will have reverted 360 degrees and teachers will be told to spank school shooters with a ruler.

[Double Naught Spy]

At least rocks were projectile weapons that allowed for some standoff distance. Those mini bats mean getting very up close and personal...not good.

[dpete]

You can still throw a bat. Or put two of them together with a bit of chain and make nunchucks.

[Frontier Gear]

[Djgrendel]

Maybe the sling and stone failed trials. Takes a ton of research and testing to determine the proper defense.

[rwh]

You watch, next it will be bags of hammers.

[1075 tech]

Soon we will have reverted 360 degrees and teachers will be told to spank school shooters with a ruler.

If teachers (and parents) were still allowed to spank kids, we probably wouldn't be having these conversations.

[AZHTfreak]

If teachers (and parents) were still allowed to spank kids, we probably wouldn't be having these conversations.

"Johnny gets a participation medal!" is patient 0... More of these idiots had the nuns I did (wicked quick with those rulers), we wouldn't be talking about this psychosis now.